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1) How old are you?

Under 18 years old

Between 19 and 24 years old

Between 25 and 34 years old

Between 35 and 44 years old

Even older than that JJ guy at Lintilla

2) How often do you visit my page?

Every Day

Once per week

Once per month

I was never really here

3) Gerbils are:

Wonderful pets

Snake food

What saved my marriage

Them's good eatin'!

4) This site is:

Too normal

Kinda odd

Odd

Oddest site on the web

Dude, what does the sun look like on your planet?

5) How did you find my site?

Followed a link

Search engine

Word of mouth

God sent me to punish you

The voices in my head commanded me here

6) In my opinion, this person most deserves a hideous death:

Jesse Helms

Howard Stern

Bill Gates

Rush Limbaugh

Rosie O'Donnell

The guy that created the Energizer Bunny ads

Oddball. For asking such a twisted question

7) What is the most annoying feature on the web?

Blinking text

Frames

Pop-up consoles

Java error messages

Stupid surveys

This site

Internet Explorer

8) Any additional comments or suggestions