Into a world without morals, introducing...

Or, everything you ever wanted to know about Oddball, but were afraid to ask.

Okay, since for some reason you feel the need to know more about me, here's some stuff:

I'm a 38 year old, Christian, married, father of two boys, Alex and Jake. I run a web site design company called PowerFish web creations. Some other interests of mine are sports, particularly football and hockey, and movies.

More useless info...

Favorite Movie: Wild at Heart or Wizard of Oz...basically, the same movie.

Favorite Tune: Beethoven's 9th, particularly the Choral Movement.

Favorite Food: Pizza

Favorite Breakfast Cereal: Cap'n Crunch

Favorite Comedy: Slapshot, Clerks, Monty Python and The Holy Grail, Chasing Amy, Mother or A Fish Called Wanda.

Favorite Horror Movies: Carnival of Souls, Evil Dead Trilogy, Dead Alive and Cemetary Man

Favorite Drug: Caffiene. All others suck so bad that I quit.

All Time Favorite Band: Jane's Addiction, P-Funk or The Beatles

Secret Vice: Yeah, right. Then it wouldn't be secret now, would it?

Favorite Sport: Football (American), but playoff hockey is pretty hard to beat.

Favotite Sports Teams: The Toledo Rockets, Detroit Redwings, OSU Buckeyes, Detroit Lions, Detroit Pistons.

Favorite Types of Music: Punk, Funk and Reggae

Favorite Color: Black

Favorite Deity: Jesus (Except the American Revised Version where he inexplicably became a Republican)

Favorite Books: On The Road, The Bible, Steppenwolf, The Metamorphasis, Dandelion Wine, The Screwtape Letters

Dumbest Technology: Snooze Alarms. I guess I'm just not smart enough to fool my body into thinking it's getting more sleep by getting woke up earlier.

Favorite Imponderable: Why the hell are you reading this?

Favorite Beverage: Coffee

Favorite Actor: Gary Oldman

Least Favorite Actor: Sylvester Stallone

Reason I'm Not a Full Fledged Geek: I despise both Star Wars and Star Trek

Worst Movie Experience Ever: Hands down, Forrest Gump. *GAG*

Okay, now you know more about me than my mother does. Feel better?