Ingredients.

Garlic
Mushrooms
Chopped Onion
Cream
And of course Pasta

Directions

1. Fry the onions and garlic for a minute or so.
2. Add mushrooms (sliced but chunky) fry a bit more.
3. Add cream and heat but do not boil.
4. Oh yeah and cook some pasta (this should be timed so that the pasta is ready two or three minutes after you have added the cream).
5. Add cheese if desired (but not if you're Georgia because you don't like cheese on pasta).
6. Eat far too much and then sit on the sofa for two hours saying, "God I feel really sick".

Invented by Hector Chapman and Georgia Bootiman.