Ingredients.

1 Barbeque w/necessary coals lighter fluid etc.
1 NCAA Basketball game on TV. Preferably Arizona vs. anyone but Utah.
1-3 Beers: opened, half full or half empty.
Cream
1 Swede: competing similtaneously against you with his masterpiece Ketchup on Spaghetti (little does he know he has no chance)
1 Beautiful girl (naked) dancing on the cutting board while dicing garlic. (I forgot this ingredient but apparently it is not necessary)
4-5 Slaps in the face from Beautiful Girl. (I do not recommend: tenderizes face too much)
1 Pound Hamburger (if fat use 90% fat free, if skinny use 40% fat free)
2 Kernels garlic diced
4-6 Mushrooms diced
A few buns
1 Potato stolen from the Swede
(Butter, salt, pepper, chocolate sauce, etc)
Some olive oil

Directions

1.Light barbeque.
2.Drink beer.
3.Watch game.
4.Light barbeque again.
5.Drink another beer.
6.Take half of diced mushrooms and garlic and mix them with the hamburger.
7.Take the other half and put in small frying pan with some olive oil on medium heat.
8.Sautee them, caress them, heck, put a little beer in the pan.
9.Light barbeque again.
10.Watch Swede enjoy his dinner.
11.Put potato in microwave for 6-8 minutes.
12.Drink a beer.
13.Put the burger on the grill (Kim need not heed this step)
14.Watch the game.
15.Stir the veggies.
16.When burger is done (I recommend med-well to well done) put on buns and place sauteed veggies on top of burger.
17.Add mayo, mustard, honey, etc, to your liking.
18.Reheat cold potato in microwave.
19.Enjoy! And exclaim "Aha! I beat you again Swede!!"
By Jard