(Fake Wizard)Hamburgers Fries and Apple Pie
(Bugman)Kare Kare with Bagoong Alamang(Pinoy Style)
(Jesta)Big fat Juicy BURGER!!
(Vertigo)Chinese Fried Rice
(Real Wizard)My Mom's specially prepared Pork Sinigang.
(Thumper)Anything but FISH...fish are nasty, they swim around in their own poop and drink their piss and eat crap...NASTY...
(B)"Okay, that does it... screw you guys, I'm going home."
(Fake Wizard)"Hey guys, let's settle this peacefully. Beers all around!"
(Thumper)"Semper Fi, Do or Die"
(Real Wizard)"What the freak?!?", "What the hell?!?" and other variations of the like.
(Vertigo)A little smile that makes others smile...
(Jesta)"...?"
(Bugman)"That's Tight"
(Bugman)""Physical life is limited, but a life of wisdom is unlimited."(Sifu Cheng Yen)
(Jesta)FAGETABOUTIT!!!
(Vertigo)"Study the past if you would divine the future" -Confucius
(Real Wizard)"Have I not commanded you? Be strong and courageous. Do not be terrified; Do not be discouraged, for the Lord your God will be with you wherever you go." - Joshua 1:9
(Fake Wizard)Hell yeah
(B) It depends on if you're talking about my willy or my bank account.
(Bugman)Females answer yes, and only some males like me answer yes, heh heh
(Jesta)it's not size, it's how well you use it, DUH!
(Vertigo)of course size matters. the motion of the ocean is more important though. what are you gonna do on your 10 ft. longboard if theres no waves?
(Real Wizard)Nah, look at Bruce Lee, he was like 135 pounds but he could kick the crap out of ANYBODY. Look at the Shaolin Monks, average weight 125 pounds. Conclusion? If you spend way too much time getting big as hell, you spend too little time learning how to fight. Hehehe. Oh you meant THAT size! Well hell yeah it matters.
(Fake Wizard)Ingest Creatine. Bench 3 sets of 200 pounds, run 2 miles, work triceps, delts, lats, abs, glutes, quads, and calves extensively. 30 pull ups.
(Bugman)I don't work out as much as I used to, but when I did, I did taekwondo three times a week for an hour at a time...broken down to 15 mins of strech exercises, 30 mins of cardio/kicking exercise, and last 15 mins of slowdown/self defense movements. Groundwork(jiujitsu) about once a week, I still try to do with whoever is around...
(Vertigo)working out ery other day- A-chest shoulder tri's. B-back bi's calves C-legs(he forgot to mention that he drinks that health shake stuff that makes you erect for the whole day if you don't work out after taking it...)
(Jesta)Work-Out? Wat's that?
(B)The occasional trips up and down the stairs provide the necessary cardiovascular workout only a smoker can appreciate.
(Real Wizard)Occasionally the pushups, pullups, situps, and shadowboxing/kicking, but mainly walking miles a day and playing flag football once a week.
Salma Hayek or Jennifer Lopez?
(Vertigo)"Tits....blondes.....Oh, What was the question?"
(Bugman)Jennifer's got a nice face, Salma got THE body...she can probably cook better too...but Jennifer is so cute...but Salma's got such...great...patooties!! It would be a sin for me to totally exclude Jennifer despite the fact that Salma is so damn fine...so, NO COMMENT
(Wizard)"Salma Hayek. She has a real Caliente Latina accent and classic awesome face. Plus I'd rather my wife be real sexy while not being too slutty like"
(Thumper)Salma Hayek...she's awesome. Jennifer who?
(B)No contest... it all started with "Desperado"... ever since I've dreamed of Salma. Even after "Money Train", Jennifer was unable to overthrow Salma from her lavish throne.
(Vertigo)"Tits.....blondes.....Oh, What was the question?"
(Wizard)They cook good food
(Zapsta)Because Lexie is one of them(his girlfriend)
(Bugman)They're really really soft and they smell nice
(B)Sex, to have babies, and sex
(Jesta)The f*cking part...that's the good part...
(Vertigo)Debbie Does Dallas
(Fake Wizard)Tommy Hillbilly and the Good Ol' Boys
(Bugman)Braveheart and Saving Private Ryan...something about them war scenes, be it with a 5 ft Claymore Sword or a Hand Grenade, it all boils down the same...a human being is reduced to little itty bitty pieces.
(Jesta)Top Gun and Grease
(B)Tie between the trilogies... Star Wars & Indiana Jones.
(Real Wizard)"The Godfather", it displays the inner closeness of family and what lengths people are willing to go to defend it. Also "Blood In, Blood Out: Bound By Honor" for the same reasons.
(Fake Wizard)Gotta go wit mah boy Steven Seagal on this one.
(Bugman)I think all Jet Li has to do is look in anyone's general direction and just flinch, and the other dude would be on the ground(watch Fist of Legend to see why)
(Jesta)Jet baby
(Real Wizard)Bruce Lee, no one could beat Bruce Lee. Absolutely NO ONE who has ever lived, is living, or has yet to live can defeat Bruce Lee. What, he's not one of the choices? Well that's a mistake on your part buddy, a BIG freakin mistake pal!
(Thumper)Anyone who can do all them stunts...jump off the roof of a building and can survive a car crash and jump up a wall like a monkey is one tough mofo. Jackie Chan is a tough SOB.
(B)Hmmm... lemme think... after all four decided to take a break from their film careers and fight one another it would be easy to say that Jet Li would immediately show Steven Segal that yes... he too has joints that can be broken. Besides, Steven Segal wasn't wearing his lucky black ensamble so he never stood a chance. Van Damme soon broke out his pretty little 360 roundhouse three feet off the ground just before Jackie leveled him with a combination toaster/lawn chair. Jet Li and Chan were soon left battling it out until Chan broke his leg while attempting a difficult leap to dodge Li's onslaught. In the end, Jet Li reigns supreme. (I know that was gay and not funny, but I don't care... I'm trying not to study right now)
Featherfowl forever flying
Have you heard the children crying?
Hunger-stricked, daily dying
Have you seen the orphan child
Little one that knows no smile
Noble bird, God's own invention
The Eastern world we hardly mention
To give relief we've no intention
For them we do not care
For we are here here
and they are there
And even though your flight is clear
Ourselves is all that we hold dear
On silver trays we eat our meals
On the phone we make our deals
From our pockets money spills
For them we do not care
Noble bird now heaven bound
Report to God what you have found
Foundations layed no longer sound
For mankind no longer cares
Lastly, I just wanna say that I really believe in individuality. I try not to 'conform' to society, rather, I set my own 'norms' and try to live by them. Live life fully and make lots of children. When ya think about it, there are an infinite number of inprobabilities that came to be that in the end, make you YOU. Your grandfather didn't hafta get his knee shot and end up in a hospital bed and end up falling in love with the nurse that became your grandmother. And then your dad didn't have to get caught stealing sugarcane from the guy who would end up becoming your other grandfather. You're dad didn't have to get stationed in Norfolk, Va and also have shore leave on Feb of 1977. It's all a great big blob of incredible odds that YOU had to be YOU, so realize that to be YOU is truely something special. Make your life count. Make a mark in the world that everyone that comes after you will see.
I guess that's all...That's WORD.