Some names have been changed to protect the innocent and unsuspecting...







Big Sport--What a long strange trip it has been. You are my best and finest Amigo, a voice of sanity within the Valley of the Shadow of Death. (You never did finish teaching me Spanish). I might go on the Jerry Springer Show just to get a free trip to New York. Will you still love me ???




M.P.--why be someone else, just be yourself. It is the most enticing and desirable attribute that you have. And no, I'm not sending you any nude photos, so just get over it ok.




R. Lucas--where the hell are you man ??? I'm beginning to think your a secret agent...or something even worse.




King66--hey cutie save a cell for me, I might do the crime just to be able to do the time !!!




ElWhaleo--my playmate, my friend, my idol, my savior. I can't believe you went on without me. There are so many miles between us now I fear I will never be able to catch up to you. I'll never forget the light in your eyes or the laughter in your voice.




D.M.--tell Angel, Jasmine and they rest of the girls I said I hope they can keep it up. And remember--sometimes you can get more than what you pay for. (They do those test free at the Board of Health ya know).




LozinOz--You would never admit to looking at my homepage, and yet I know that you do. Finally got that new tattoo, too bad you'll never see it. You dream of me, and you salivate. How pitiful to be controlled.










...and when I had heard and seen, I fell down to worship before the feet of the angel which showed me these things...