This page was created
based on the premise that "flattery will get you anywhere"...
......well, almost
anywhere.
According to Webster:
flat-ter(flat'er)
vt. 1 to make feel pleased or honored
2 to please or gratify (the eye, ear, senses, etc.)
(Like how I left out the words
"falsely" and "bandishment"?)
To be completely certain of
the accuracy with which you will be flattered, please tell me a little
about yourself..
If you don't see anything you dont have Netscape v.3 or better.
Amount of flattery you desire:
Your Gender:
Political affiliation:
Do you consider yourself:
Physical Appearance:
How would you describe your looks?
Click
as much as you want,
but I have to warn you,
this can get addictive.....
Legal FlirtNote: Use at
your own risk! Not responsible for any conditions resulting from excessive
clicking of the Flattery button (i.e., "numb butt", ego
mania, enlarged body parts, etc.)
