You Know You are at a Mafia Wedding When...

• All the announcements at the wedding are done first in Italian then in English
• Everybody is kissing the hand of some old guy in the corner
• The majority of the guests arrive in bigger limos then the wedding party
• The guests are annoyed because the Best Man gave the wedding toast in English
• The guests refer to the Meadowlands as the graveyard
• When the word "connected" doesn't refer to the information superhighway
• The old bathroom attendant knows nearly everybody by name and cleans guns for a fee
• They tell you not to tip the valet parking help because "Don" has taken care of the situation
• The name of the hall is "Villa Rosa"
• Another guest tells you that his Dad is getting out of the Federal Pen. on tax evasion charges soon
• The guests boo when the band does songs in English
• The reception is held in Brooklyn
• A big guy tells you to be careful about reaching in your jacket real quick
• New York cops have cleared all the streets in a five block radius to make the guests feel comfortable
• The women are pinching your cheek and the men are pinching your butt
• The biggest flap in the wedding is when they try to tow the FBI survellience van
• Everybody is kissing the groom on both cheeks
• The only thing that the other guests know about North Carolina is that Uncle Guido retired to Goldsboro and opened up a chain of strip joints there
• You need a translator to congratulate the bride