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Bang away Lu Lu
Bang 'em good 'n strong
What in the hell will the navy do
When good ol' Lu Lu's gone?
Now some girls work in factories
Others work in stores
But Lu Lu works at a dock side house
With fourty other whores!
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Oh, I wish I were a diamond ring
Upon my Lu Lu's hand
For every time she'd scratch her ass
I'd see the promised land!
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Lu Lu had a baby,
It was her pride and joy
Would have named it Lu Lu
But the bastard was a boy!
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Now Lu Lu had a baby,
This we know is true
One of us is the father
But we still don't know just who!
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I took her to the picture show,
We sat down in the stalls
And every time the lights went out,
She grabbed me by the nose
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I asked her for to marry me,
She said that's very nice-
But I'll give you a better deal
I'll let you ride half price!
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She took me to the mountain top,
And made me on the hill
And every time I said I won't,
My echo said I will
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