These two adorable kids are future No Limit Soldiers. For those of you who don't know, No Limit is Master P's record label. "Who's Master P," you ask? Well, let me tell you, white bread. Master P is a "big bank nigga" (that means he has a lot of money) from New Orleans who has made such songs as "Make Em Say Uhhh" (a moving, heartfelt drama of urban love) and "Ghetto dope" (the story of a young boy's struggle to get in touch with his feelings). Rappers signed to Master P's record label are known as "No Limit Soldiers", and include such acts as: Snoop Dogg (formerly Snoop Doggy Dogg), Silkk the Shocker (they call him "the shocker" because he puts his finger in people's sphincters), and C Murder (a name every mother could love). Though they don't know it yet, I'm sure these two kids are well on their way to becoming the No Limit Soldiers of the future.
Now let's meet the kids:
Lil Skeeza
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Ol' Dirty Loke Dog Thug Life Notorious Killa, a.k.a Lil Snoop
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What up, playas? Today we finna talk about some mad whack stuff goin on.
What you mean, Skeez?
I'm talkin bout the Falcons losing the Super Bowl, git!
Yo, that's word, Skeez. That was mad whack!
Ain't no way the Dirti Birds gonna lose to a buck-toothed quarterback and his inbred, white boy receiver!
Preach on, Skeez!
What I'm tryin to say is that there's a conspiracy goin down in this muv. This is just another example of The Man keeping his buck-toothed crackas on top, while the Dirti South gets locked down.
But, Skeez, the Falcons have a white quarterback and a white wide receiver, too.
Shut up, white bread! I know what I'm talkin bout!
Yo, calm down, Skeez. Let's peel out this muv and go get some KFC.
Snoop, KFC would be da joint right about now, nigga! But yo, before we bounce, I gotta represent the Dirti, Dirti South one last time. On da way to KFC, let's roll by dat nigga John Elway's house.....
This week's lesson: When The Man tries to keep you down, take it out on John Elway.
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