Things you wish you knew before college....This is true no matter which you went to...
                                                                     by: Anonymous?


Before I came to college, I wish I had known...
-That no matter how late I scheduled my first class, I'd sleep through it anyway.
-That I could change so much and barely realize it.
-That you can love a lot of people in a lot of different ways.
-That college kids throw airplanes too.
-That if you wear polyester everyone will ask why you are so dressed up.
-That every clock on campus shows a different time.
-That if you were smart in high school, so what?
-That I would go to a party the night before a final.
-That I could sleep until 12:55 and still make my 1:00 class.
-That my best friend is the worst roommate.
-That you could know everything and fail a test.
-That you can know nothing and ace a test.
-That I would never watch the news and I would be totally out of touch with the world happenings.
-That home is a great place to visit, but I wouldn't want to live there.
-That the more money your parents give you, the less you have every time you check your account.
-That parties get old, and sometimes you just want to kick back and watch a movie.
-That most of my education would be obtained outside of class.
-That friendship is more than getting drunk together, but I met most of my friends through drinking.
-That I would be one of those people my parents warned me about.
-That the free food server until ten is gone at 9:50.
-That you could be totally broke, but still have enough to go to a bar.
-That I would go home every weekend my Freshman year.
-That I would laugh at all the freshmen going home every weekend my senior year.
-That Sunday is a figment of the world's imagination.
-That Psychology is really Biology.
-That Biology is really Chemistry, that chemistry is really physics, and that physics is really math.
-That my parents would become so much smarter in the last few years.
-That it's possible to be alone even when you are surrounded by friends.
-That friends are what makes this place worthwhile.