JOKES PAGE

Q.  What do you call a drug ring in Tallahassee?
A.  A huddle

Q.  Four Florida State Seminoles are in a car, who is driving?
A.  The police

Q.  Why can't Peter Warrick get into a huddle on the field anymore?
A.  It's a parole violation to associate with known convicted felons.

Coach Bobby Bowden has adopted a new honor system-
"Yes your honor, no your honor."

The Seminoles had an 11-2 season last year.... 11 arrest and 2 convictions.

The Seminoles have a new defensive coordinator....Johnny Cochran

Did you hear about the big power outage at the FSU student union?
Forty Seminoles were stuck on the escalator for 3 hours.

Little Johnny runs up to his mother and says, "Mommy, mommy!  I want to be a Seminole when I grow up!"  Mom answers, "Now Johnny, you know you can't do both."

Seminoles are proof of reincarnation.
You can't get that dumb in just one lifetime.

What do you get when you drive slow through Tallahassee?
A degree from FSU.

Top Ten Courses at FSU
10.  Philosophy: Why don't they spell it with an "F"?
  9.  PreLaw Seminar:  Age of Consent in 50 states
  8.  Sandwich Making: A Project Course
  7.  Hand-Shadow Workshop
  6.  Subtraction: Addition's Tricky Friend
  5.  Cliff's Notes vs. Monarch Notes: 2 Views of the Classics
  4.  Hydraulic Principles of the Keg
  3.  The College Classroom: A Simulation
  2.  ABC's: An Extended Version
  1.  How The Gators are Superrior to You

Why did they cancel the Florida State University Christmas Party?
The couldn't find three wise men or a virgin.

How do you keep a Seminole out of your yard?
Put up a goal post!

How many FSU freshmen does it take to change a lightbulb?
Zero, it's a sophomore course.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "Hey barkeep, did you ever hear the one about the FSU Seminoles?"  Four huge men stand up and approach the man.  One of them says, "We play football at FSU, you wanna tell that joke to us?"  The guy replies, "What?  And have to explain it four times?"

What are the toughest six years in a Seminole's life?
3rd grade

How many Seminoles does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but he gets three credits for it!

How many Seminoles does it take to eat an armadillo?
Three--one to eat, while two watch for cars.

What's the best thing to come out of Tallahassee?
Interstate 10

Did you hear about the Seminole who was convinced that her husband was cheating on her because none of the children looked like him.

If you have a car containing a Seminole wide receiver, a Seminole linebacker, and a Seminole defensive back, who is driving the car?
A cop.

Why did Bobby Bowden demand that grass replace the Astroturf Doak Campbell Stadium?
So the homecoming queen could graze.