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So many people have been asking for this, so here it is: Banana FAQ: Version 2.1 (03/25/95) 1) What is the purpose of this activity? There are a few possibilities: a) To make it feel like you have the biggest load you've ever had, and b) to help induce a movement. 2) How do you use bananas this way? IMHO: Go into the bathroom with several large bananas between hard and ripe. To make it easier, lubricate your asshole with your lubricant of choice. I've heard olive oil works well. Peel the first banana. If you want, break it in half. Sit on the toilet, or use whatever position makes it easiest to insert the bananas into your ass. Push in the banana, following the end of it with your finger (about 1 to 1.5"), past the inner sphincter muscle. That's it. For some real fun, use a butt-plug you can secure... 3) Anything else I should know? a) Use RIPE bananas if you can, or as soft as possible--some people have trouble inserting softer bananas. Otherwise, they can be chunky coming out, and can cause more discomfort and fatigue (it's hard for your rectum to deal with something as hard as a non-ripe banana) b) If you really fill yourself up, you will feel a great need to urinate, but if you try, it is almost impossible. For some, like myself, this is a great feeling (the pressure), and as soon as you pass the bananas, everything's hunky-dory. c) Some times, your bowels will be disturbed for a day or two--thin, but not diahretic, stool. This only happens to some people, and then not all the time, either. d) No known adverse side-effects, except if you don't clean yourself, the banana can dry and cause your hair to stick to your skin or other hairs, which can be uncomfortable. These come from other readers: (Some grammar and spelling corrections) Steve114@aol.com writes: 1) Using a banana that is in between fully ripe and hard allows it to enter the rectum a lot easier (without so much squishing). When using these types of bananas, it is possible to insert just a third of it (given a banana with about a 7" - 9" average length) and break it off. With the broken off piece inside the rectum, insert a finger, bear down, and use the finger to squish the banana. This creates a mixture of hard chunks and some finer, smaller pieces. Repeat this continually until all the banana is inside. 2) The easiest way to hold on to a slippery banana? Using the above types of bananas (and methodology), it is possible to peel only a third of it, insert it while holding onto the skin covering the rest of the banana (using it as a psuedo-handle), and you're golden! 3) It is actually easier to insert bananas from the opposite end first. In this, I mean that instead of peeling the banana from the normal way peel the banana from the opposite end. Use a knife or other sharp object to start it (unless you have some long and sharp finger nails!). 4) Records So far, the most I've heard was 3 large bananas, held for 3 hours (ouch!) by scatter111@aol.com. Any others? 5) Requests for banana-related correspondence dwal@earth.execpc.com would like to trade videos of the above (Male & female). Anyone who would like their Internet address in this section, e-mail me.
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