What He says......

What He means.....

Haven't I seen you before?"

"Nice ass."

"I need you"

"My hand is tired."

"I want a commitment."

"I'm sick of masturbation."

"I really want to get to know you better."

"So I can tell my friends about it."

"It's just orange juice, try it."

"3 more shots, and she'll have her legs around my head."

"How do I compare with all your other boyfriends?"

"Is my penis really that small?"

"I had a wonderful time last night."

"Who the hell are you?"

"She's kinda cute."

"I want to have sex with her till I am blue."

"Do you love me?"

"I've done something stupid and you might find out."

"Do you 'really' love me?"

"I've done something stupid and you're going to find

"How much do you love me?"

"I've done something really stupid and someone's on their way to tell you by now."