NAME GIVEN....

MEANS THIS.....

 Must Sell . . .

Before it blows up

Runs Fine . . .

I was going to say "runs excellent" but I had a last-minute conscience attack.

Needs Some Body Work . . .

Was blindsided by a Winnebago.

Looks Like New . . .

Just don't try to drive it anywhere.

Loaded With Options . . .

Each one more troublesome than the next.

All Original . . .

I never had anything fixed, adjusted, or replaced.

Project Car . . .

Doesn't run

Lots Of Potential . . .

Doesn't run

Needs Minor Repair . . .

Doesn't run.