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The Beef penis: It's what's for dinner.

The American Express penis: Don't leave home without it

The Big Red penis: It's longer with big red.

The Crest penis: Recommended by 3 out of 4 dentists.

The Citibank Visa penis: It's everywhere you want to be.

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The Domino's Pizza penis: Delivers in 30 minutes or less

The Doublemint penis: Chewing really satisfies.

The Extra penis: Lasts an extra extra extra long time

The Diet Coke penis: Just for the taste of it

The Gillette penis: The best a man can get.

The Flintstone's Vitamins penis: 10 million strong and growing

The Timex penis: Takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin'

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The Life Savers penis: Five fruity flavors

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The M&M's Penis: Melts in your mouth--- not in your hands

The McDonalds Penis: Over 8 billion served

The Nike Penis: Just do it...

The Nuprin penis: Little, Yellow, Different

The Reese's Penis: How do you eat yours?

The Robitussin penis: Used by nine out of ten moms

The Twizzler penis: It makes mouths happy.

The Toyota penis: I love what you do for me.