What is said....

What it means...

"You get this one, next round is on me."

We won't be here long enough to get another round.

"Who's got the next round?"

I haven't bought a round in almost 3 years, but I am an expert at diverting attention.

"That person looks really familiar."

Did I sleep with him/her?

"Excuse Me." (male to male)

Get the fuck out of the way.

"Excuse Me." (male to female)

I am going to grope you now.

"Excuse Me." (female to male)

Don't even think about groping me, just get the fuck out of the way.

"Excuse Me." (female to female)

Move your fat ass. Who do you think you are anyway? You are not all that, missy, and don't think for one minute that you are.
Coming in here dressing like a ho . . . Get your eyes off of my man, or I'll slap you, bitch, like the slut you are.