Used Car Ad Translation Table
NAME GIVEN.... |
MEANS THIS..... |
Must Sell . . . |
Before it blows up |
Runs Fine . . . |
I was going to say "runs excellent" but I had a last-minute conscience attack. |
Needs Some Body Work . . . |
Was blindsided by a Winnebago. |
Looks Like New . . . |
Just don't try to drive it anywhere. |
Loaded With Options . . . |
Each one more troublesome than the next. |
All Original . . . |
I never had anything fixed, adjusted, or replaced. |
Project Car . . . |
Doesn't run |
Lots Of Potential . . . |
Doesn't run |
Needs Minor Repair . . . |
Doesn't run. |
(c) 1997