You are in Hell. Satan is here. You have a cow. There are no exists.
Throw cow at Satan
You throw the cow at Satan.
Satan is angry & rams you up the ass with his pitchfork.You are in Hell. Satan is here. There are no exits.
Drink Pepsi
There is no Pepsi in Hell.
Satan laughs at you.You are in Hell. Satan is here. There are no exits.
Go west
There is no Pepsi in Hell.
Satan laughs at you.You are in Hell. Satan is here. There are no exits.
Limbo
Satan is angry & rams you up the ass with his pitchfork.
You are in Hell. Satan is here. There are no exits.
Look Satan
Satan is big & red & has horns & a tail. There is a knee in his mouth.
You are in hell. Satan is here, chewing on a knee. There are no exits.
Take knee
You steal the knee from Satan's mouth. Satan laughs at you. Satan is angry & sets you on fire.
You are in Hell. You are on fire. Satan is here. You have a knee. There are no exits.
Throw knee at Satan
You throw the knee at Satan. Satan laughs at you. Satan is angry & rips your arms off & eats them.
You are in Hell. You are on fire & have no arms. There are no exits.
Die
You attempt to die, but you are already dead. Satan laughs at you.
You are in hell. You are on fire & have no arms. There are no exits.
xyzzy
Nothing happens. Satan laughs at you.
You are in hell. You are on fire & have no arms. There are no exits.
Beckon Jesus
You beckon Jesus. Jesus arrives. Jesus laughs at you. Satan laughs at you. Jesus leaves.
You are in Hell. You are on fire & have no arms. There are no exits.
