Some redneck groaners...

Did you hear about the redneck that passed away and left his entire estate in trust for his beloved widow? She can't touch it till she's fourteen.

What's the difference between a good ol' boy and a redneck? The good ol' boy raises livestock. The redneck gets emotionally involved.

What's the most popular pick up line in Arkansas? Nice tooth!

Best bar pickup line in Kentucky: "Hey, you don't sweat much for a fat broad."

Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911 operator told Bubba that she would send someone out right away. "Where do you live?" asked the operator. Bubba replied, "At the end of Eucalyptus Drive." The operator asked, "Can you spell that for me? "There was a long pause and finally Bubba said, "How 'bout if I drag her over to Oak Street and you pick her up there?"

A girl from the South and a girl from the North were seated side by side on a plane. The girl from the South, being friendly and all, said, "So, where ya'll from?" The Northern girl said, "From a place where they know better than to use a preposition at the end of a sentence." The girl from the South sat quietly for a few moments and then replied, "So, where ya'll from, bitch?"

How do you know when your staying in an Arkansas hotel? When you call the front desk and say "I've gotta leak in my sink" and the person at the front desk says, "go ahead."

How can you tell if a redneck is married? There is tobacco spit stains on both sides of his pickup truck.

What is a Redneck's defense in court? "Honest your Honor, I was just helping the sheep over the fence."

Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in West Virginia to 32? It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools!

What do they call "Hee Haw" in Arkansas? A documentary.

What do they call it in Kentucky? "Life Styles of the Rich and Famous."

How many rednecks does it take to eat a 'possum? Two. One to eat, and one to watch for cars.



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