You're a sucker if you thought this was about sex! Just thought I'd catch your attention - haha. No particular subject...

B-girl! I've been lookin for your ass since the quarter past...Have you ever watched the "Rapper's Delight" video where they do all those cool acrobatic moves? Well...I always wanted to learn and guess what? I learned how to break! Well, I'm in the process of learning. I met a really cool homeboy, from World Champion's break crew known as RockForce, who's willing to teach little ol' me! So Saturday was my first practice and because of someone *ahem*, I was only left with twenty minutes to learn. And with my very faint gymnastics skills, I was able to do a 1990! Not exactly perfect but hey...I wasn't even warmed-UP yet! Soon, you'll see me on "Rapper's Delight Part II!"

So it's 3 months before my actual cotillion and already I'm getting pissed at practice! It's you freakin stupid boys. They never wanna learn and they volunteer to happily participate. But do they participate? NO! Do they make me happy? NO! Okay, maybe those selected few, but why can't they just be like us disciplined, mature ladies? Instead, they gotta go make jokes, be spectators, pick their nose and play basketball. Some people think of cotillion practice as a HOT LINE CONNECTION or something. A place to meet people. I have some guys who are in it for that and I don't really mind, just as long as they cooperate. And you know how I know? Because the very first question they ask me is, "Are there any girls (or guys) in there?" or "You better hook me up with someone fine." Like damn...whatever happened to, "I'm honored...thanks Michelle!" - haha.

NEW GREEN APPLEJACKS!...I was eating one of my favorite cereals "Apple Jacks," and as I was pouring it into my bowl, I saw ugly green applejacks coem out too! Why did they even bother inventing green applejacks? It's not even color-coordinated with the orange. Green and orange are the ugliest colored cereal grains to put together. (Notice I didn't say PROM attire - haha). Same with Captain Crunch Berries. I looooooove captain crunch berries. I always eat the berries last (save the best for last). Well, I liked it until my dad bought FOUR BOXES of it. sheesh. Anyway, it has new colors instead of red that actually match; Blue, purple and green. Except the green berry kind of throws it off. Damn green berries! GO BACK TO YOUR COUNTRY!

You people had enough? Gimme Some More....I don't know why this popped in my head but why is it that when we come across the word "some more," we always pronounce it as su-more? Never SOME - MORE. Sounds weird, huh? Try it. SOME-MORE. Give me SOME-MORE! haha - you idiots.