It's been three years since my last haircut. I did it. I cut my hair. I got an ALL cut. Okay...not like it's short or anything but it still made me want to cry. It went from waist length to two inches shorter and a few layers from chin down. Two inches of hard-growing hair. You know how many shampoos that went through? You know how many times I yelled at it when the freakin tangles wouldn't come out? You know how many times it got caught on the chair during class and shriveled the end of my hair? You know how much lice that contains? Okay...there was no lice. I promise. But even though I haven't trimmed it for so long, the barber said it was still healthy! Silky fine and shining. Just a few split ends. It's so funny how I told everyone I'd cut my hair and all the guys gave the same reaction: "Noooooooooooo!" Like it was a tragedy. I guess they thought I'd cut it hella short but nope. Can't do that to my hair. I love my hair. Guys love my hair. That's all that matters. haha. My mom doesn't like it and I guess that gave me more reason to grow it. In my past 17 years, my mom has ALWAYS told me to cut it and I ALWAYS wanted to grow it long just once in my life. So this is the once in my life and I give it another three years or so. Then I'll sell it to a wig store and get like 500 bones and watch Sinead O'Conner wear it. Or my Dad. Might as well make something out of it, right? But I like my new haircut. Getting the haircut was pretty messaging if you ask me. When she took the sissors and cut through my hair, it gave that prickly feeling on my scalp. Like when the dead people are near *sixth sense joke*. I love it when people play with my hair whether it's getting it styled, someone combing it or even tugging it. Me and my friends call my new haircut the "car show model" hair cut because it looks like I'm about to model for a car. Gives me that seductive look...haha. Okay...not really. Hopefully I can maintain this silky fine shine. hehe.

Then I realized, why is it everytime I walk into a hairdresser or barber shop, I notice these BIG framed pictures of hair from the 80's. Hello. The last time I checked, it was the 90's and almost the 00's. Zero-zero's...what the hell's that? We'll be telling our kids, "Yeah...back in the zero-zero's...we didn't have time machines...we had COMPUTERS!" Zero-zero's. hehe. But anyway, back to what I was saying...you see these pictures of strangers on the walls who have old-fashioned hairstyles. First of all...We're not living in the 80's anymore, and second, it's not like those hairstyles they advertise is a taste of THEIR medicine. They probably just walked into a second hand-store and said, "hey...people will like this hairstyle even though we don't style it like that and maybe it'll attract customers...so let's post it on our wall."

So anyway...WATCH OUT GUYS...Michelle's walking the streets of San Francisco in her new hair style. It'll bounce like those Pantene or Finesse commercials. But I bet you a million bucks no one will notice until I say something. Especially guys. They wouldn't notice if I cut it 5 inches shorter, 10 inches shorter or colored it red, green or blue so they sure as hell won't notice I layered it unless I was wearing two pieces of string and seducing a fancy car at some show.