Yo' moma' Jokes

Yo' moma's so fat, when she wears a red dress everyone says, "look it's the 'Kool-Aid' man!"

Yo' moma's so little, she could hang-glide on a 'Dorito'!

Yo' moma's so dumb, she thought a hot meal was stolen food!

Yo' moma's so fat, when she wears a 'Malcom X' t-shirt helicopters try to land on her!

Yo' moma's so ugly, when she looked out the window she got arrested for mooning!

Yo' moma's so short, you could see her feet on her drivers license picture!

Yo' moma's so stanky, she gets sour-dough yeast infections!

Yo' moma's so hairy, 'Big-Foot' takes pictures of her!

Yo' moma's so fat, she plays pool with the planets!

Yo' moma's so ugly, your dad took her to work with him so he wouldn't have to kiss her goodbye!

Yo' moma's so fat, she sat on a rainbow and 'Skittles' came out!

Yo' moma's so bald, you can see what's on her mind!

Yo' moma's so fat, she bungee jumped and went straight to hell!

Yo' moma's so dumb, she sold the car for gas money!

Yo' moma's so stupid, she took toilet paper to craps game!

Yo' moma's so ugly, she got pulled over, handed the cop her license and got arrested for carrying a concealed weapon!

Yo' moma's so fat, she fell in love and broke it!

Yo' moma's so ugly, she went to get her nose pierced and got stabbed in the butt!

Yo' moma's butt's so big, she looks like she's been shoplifting pillows!

Yo' moma's teeth are so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter!

Yo' moma's teeth are so black, she spits "Yoohoo"!

Yo' moma's so fat, when she wears high heels she strikes oil!

Yo' moma's so fat, When she hauls butt she has to make two trips.

Yo' moma's so fat, When she dances she makes the band skip.

Yo' moma's so fat, When she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease the doctor gave her 18 years to live.

Yo' moma's so fat, She puts mayonnaise on aspirin.

Yo' moma's so fat, Her butt has its own congressman.

Yo' moma's so fat, When she goes to the zoo the elephants throw her peanuts.

Yo' moma's so fat, Her high school graduation picture was an aerial photograph.

Yo' moma's so fat, Her driver's license says "Picture continued on other side."

Yo' moma's so fat, The back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.

Yo' moma's so fat, "Place Your Ad Here" is printed on each of her butt cheeks.

Yo' moma's so fat, all the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Mama"

Yo' moma's so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.

Yo' moma's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.

Yo' moma's so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.

Yo' moma's so fat, when I yell "Kool-Aid," she comes crashing through the wall.

Yo' moma's so fat, she could sell shade.

Yo' moma's so fat, when she crosses the street, cars look out for her.

Yo' moma's so fat, she gets runs in her jeans.

Yo' moma's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.

Yo' moma's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.

Yo' moma's so fat, if she got her shoes shined, she'd have to take his word for it!

Yo' moma's so fat, she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.

Yo' moma's so fat, when she turns around, people throw her a welcome back party.

Yo' moma's so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion.

Yo' moma's so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.

Yo' moma's so fat, her belly button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters.

Yo' moma's so fat, Her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.

Yo' moma's so fat, She has to iron her pants on the driveway.

Yo' moma's so fat, people jog around her for exercise.

Yo' moma's so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost.

Yo' moma's so fat, she broke her leg and gravy dripped out.