CRIMES: Ruthlessly devouring tupperware upon tupperware of exotic viands in their quest for gustatory pleasure Multiple counts of dessert-ocide in which they heartlessly attacked and consumed poor, innocent turtle pies (among others) Victimizing their batchmates ears through countless renditions of Please Mr. Postman, Breaking Up Is Hard To Do, and "Chapel of Love" Not sharing their food Neglecting to update their former web site for over four (4) years

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