Monologue

This is a monologue that I wrote for one of my High School English classes. I'm not sure if it will come off as well if you're just reading it. I wrote it with the purpose of reading it in front of the class. The character, Cherie Pie, is very shy, and I read the monologue as if I were her. Well, I hope you enjoy it.


When I was little, my aunt gave me a pussy. It was the best gift anyone ever gave me. When I turned 10, the kitty was all grown up. We did everything together. I even took Snowflake, that was her name, to school with me a lot of days. One time, Snowflake got me in trouble at school. She puked in my desk. My teacher got mad at me and yelled, "Cherry Pie," I hated that, everyone was always misponouncing my name. Her voice was so loud, and I was angry about her misponouncing my name, and I was scared, too. So, she yelled, "Cherry Pie, this is the last time you bring that damn cat to my class! If I see that cat ever again I will personally drown it!" I was so confused, and scared, and angry that I sat, frozen in my seat until she was finished - then I ran out of the room with Snowflake in my arms and trailing puke behind us.

I ran all the way home that day, clutching Snowflake to my non-existant breasts. Snowflake clawed me pretty bad that day, and when I got home, I worked doubletime to get us both healthy again.

That was two weeks before Christmas, and I didn't want to go back to school and see that nasty teacher again.

My parents were never around, so I just made them think that I went to school, but really I'd just go out in the woods until they were gone - then I'd come back to the house.

One day, we went farther into the woods than ever before. It was really foggy that morning, and I felt like something was stalking us. That's why we went so far, I was afraid to turn around.

It was probably around 10am when we reached a small clearing without fog. We were nervous, but tired too. So we wat down on a log to rest. But our eyes didn't rest. We were on watch for whatever was stalking us.

Soon, we saw the thing that had been stalking us. It was the most beautiful black cat I'd ever seen. Snowflake must have thought so too because she immediately started cleaning her face off cuz she'd gotten webs and dirt on her during out exploration of the woods.

I was hungry and wanted to go home and swipe some of the pie my mom had baked, but Snowflake was enchanted with this beautiful tome cat. I guess I was too. Gosh, he was handsome.

So we sat around in that clearing for a while. Well, I sat - Snowflake and the tome cat went and chased mice, or whatever it is that cats do together.

It must have been 2:00 before we started home. We almost didn't make it in time to beat my stepfather home.

The tome cat followed us a ways, but then went on his own path.

Every day after that, Snowflake and I would go meet the tome cat. We all became the best of friends - or so I though.

It was about a week after Christmas - I was almost ready to face school again - when my mommy told me that Snowflake was pregnant. She wasn't too happy about it, but Snowflake and I sure were! Just the thought of cute little kittens - wow! I promised Snowflake that I'd help her care for them.

We went into the woods the next morning on a mission to tell the black tome cat the good news. The odd thing was - he never met up with us - non on that day, or the next.

On the third day, we followed one of his trails - hoping to find him not hurt. What we did find was another kitty - and she had 5 babies. All of the babies were jet black. Snowflake and I then knew that the black tom cat was evil! We follwed every one of his trails for the next couple of days - and we found 7 kitties in various stages of pregnancy. I hated that tome cat for what he'd done to those poor kitties. He cheated them and deserted them. I would have killed him had I found him. As it is, I have no trust for males of anyspecies.


The End


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