GETTIN THE GIRLIES!


Or how they THINK they can get us!
*GRIN*



HEY BABY, COME AND SIT ON MY LAP AND WE'LL TALK ABOUT THE FIRST THING THAT POPS UP.

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DO YOU LIKE MATH? WHAT YOU SAY WE TAKE ME + YOU - OUR CLOTHES, AND MULTIPLY!

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I LIKE EVERY MUSCLE IN YOUR BODY..EVEN MINE.

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EXCUSE ME, BUT I HAD TO TELL YOU, I JUST HAD A VISION. IT WAS YOU IN A WHITE DRESS, ME IN A TUX., WITH FRIENDS AND FAMILY NEAR.

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THAT DRESS LOOKS PRETTY BECOMING ON YOU, BUT OF COURSE, IF I WAS ON YOU I WOULD BE CUMMING TOO.

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I LOST MY TEDDY BEAR, WILL YOU SLEEP WITH ME?

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WOW! I REALLY LIKE YOUR CLOTHES...THEY WOULD LOOK GREAT IN A PILE ON MY FLOOR TOMORROW MORNING.

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IS YOUR FATHER A THIEF? CAUSE HE MUST HAVE STOLEN THE STARS FROM THE SKIES AND PUT THEM IN YOUR EYES...

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'SCUSE ME, BUT ARE YOU DOING ANYTHING TILL 7am AND WOULD YOU LIKE COMPANY DOING IT..?

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FUCK ME IF I'M WRONG....BUT DON'T I KNOW YOU?

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IS THAT WINDEX ON YOUR PANTS, CUZ I CAN SEE MYSELF IN THEM!

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WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?

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WELL SCREW YOU THEN, IF YOU SAY YOU DON'T WANNA KISS ME.

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HEY BABY, WHAT'S YOUR SIGN?

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HEY GOOD LOOKIN'! WHAT'S YA GOT COOKEN?

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SO, YOU COME HERE OFTEN?

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DO YOU BELIEVE IN LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT? WELL I DO NOW.

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HEY BABY, YOU JUST SIT THERE AND LET ME GET YOU DRUNK.

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I BET YOU $5 THAT IN 5 MINUTES WITH ME, YOU'LL NEED A BREAK.

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OH MY!!!! SOMEONE BETTER CALL HEAVEN QUICK, I THINK AN ANGEL IS FREE..

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DID IT HURT WHEN YOU FELL OUT OF HEAVEN?

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EXCUSE ME....IS YOUR LAST NAME GILLETTE? CUZ YOU ARE THE BEST A MAN CAN GET!

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I THINK WE MUST MAKE LOVE ON THE FRONT LAWN LIKE RABID WEAZELS NOW!!

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MAY I END THIS SENTENCE WITH A PROPOSITION?

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ALL THOSE CURVES AND LIL OLE ME WITH NO BRAKES.

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THEY CALL ME MILK CUZ I DO YOUR BODY GOOD!

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SMILING IS THE SECOND BEST THING YOU CAN DO WITH YOUR MOUTH...WHY DON'T I SHOW YOU THE FIRST?

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IF I FOLLOWED YOU HOME WOULD YOU KEEP ME?

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YOU MUST BE THE LIMP DOCTOR CUZ I GOT A STIFFY!

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I KNOW MILK DOES A BODY GOOD, BUT DAMN, HOW MUCH YOU BEEN DRINKIN'?

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YOU HAVE OVER 250 BONES IN YOUR BODY, WOULD YOU LIKE ANOTHER?

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LETS PLAY AMUSEMENT PARK, YOU SIT ON MY FACE, AND I'LL GUESS YOUR WEIGHT.

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CARE TO DANCE WITH A GUN-TOTING LONER?

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YOU'RE UGLY, BUT YOU INTRIGUE ME.

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CAN I LICK YOUR FINGERS?

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BOND. JAMES BOND.

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I COLLECT DEAD THINGS AND KEEP THEM IN MY CLOSET.

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IS THAT A FALSE NOSE?

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DID YOU KNOW THESE PANTS ARE REVERSIBLE?

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YOU LOOK LIKE A HOOKER I KNEW IN FRANCE.

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HEY! YOUR EYES ARE THE SAME COLOR AS MY LEISER SUIT!

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DOES THIS LOOK INFECTED TO YOU?


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