11. No one ever steals your chair.
10. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.
9.  Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work 
drunk.
8.  People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you  
keep them.
7.  So that you can add "Exotic Dancer" to your exaggerated 
resume -- with a little help from Muzak.
6.  You want to see if it's like the dream.
5.  To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your
blouse.
4.  "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants."
3.  Inventive way to finally meet that special person in Human 
Resources.
2.  Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on 
your tan.
1.  Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your ass in here by
8:00!" anyway.