Two high school sweethearts had been dating for four years,
they had enjoyed losing their virginity together, and they
were inseparable until they graduated.

They had planned on going to college together, but he was
accepted to a school on the west coast, and she was accepted
to a school on the east coast.  They agreed to be faithful
to each other and to spend anytime they could together.

As time went on, the guy would call the girl and she would
never be home, and when he wrote, she would take weeks to
return his letters.  Even when he e-mailed her, she took
days to return his messages.  Finally, she confessed to him
that she wanted to date around.

He didn't take this very well, so he increased the number
of phone calls, letters and e-mails in an attempt to save
their relationship.

She became very annoyed with this when she started seeing
a new fellow, and she wanted to get the old boyfriend off
her back, so she took a polaroid picture of her sucking her
new boyfriend's unmentionables and sent it to her old
boyfriend with a note reading, "I found a new boyfriend,
leave me alone!"

Needless to say, he was heartbroken, and very pissed off.
So,... he wrote a note on the back of her photo:

"Dear Mom and Dad,
   I'm having a great time at college.
   Please send more money!"

...and then mailed the picture to her parents.