Dick + Chick = Baby
I know it's nothing knew but I just found out that this girl I know just gave birth to her baby. Not pregnant, but born. I never knew she was pregnant in the first place. In fact, no one knew...not even her parents or her friends. So that sorta shocked me. Especially since she gave birth to the baby HERSELF in her own BATHROOM without anyone knowing. She was lucky to be in labor for only twenty minutes though. And you know why it was only twenty minutes? Because she was anorexic so of course the baby was small and easy to come out. But the baby was a premature, two weeks too early and four pounds. And the newly-mother is only sixteen. I can't even take care of a chia pet. And she's not even old enough to buy a lotto ticket. It's really sad to hear so much about teenage pregnancies and even more sad to hear about someone you know.