Thanks to _____, _____ has revealed the secret of all men. ALL Men Are Dogs. No exceptions. Yes, even all your guys friends, your ex's, your best-friend's boyfriend, mom's boyfriend, your brothers, your DAD, your son, your uncle and even ol' grandpa. At first I was like, "ehhh...whatever...that's just another cliche." But I'm starting to think maybe _____ is right after all! I see it. I haven't seen it in ALL guys yet but I see it in about 80% of them. (The other twenty percent being family because I just can't see it!). Anyway, I asked my other guy friends about it and even THEY admitted it! So I'm like...hey! Why didn't anyone ever tell me this in the first place? So now it's gonna be really hard for me to trust any guy. They're gonna have to earn that trust. And it ain't gonna come easy. It was hard enough before dealing with them, and now that this cliche has penetrated my mind, it's gonna be harder now. I'm starting to think that maybe that's the reason why I've never had a boyfriend. Because it's so hard for me to trust. And now that I've announced this little confession, I don't believe the guys that won't admit they're dogs. Forget it, I'm turning into a Lesbian!