Sheesh GUYS! Ever since I posted that entry "All Men Are Dogs," I've never had so many complaints! Guestbook entries, emails, phone calls, messages, pages, faxes, instant messages, murder threats, telegrams,...I never hear the end of it. None of you guys convinced me with "I am not a dog" phrase until Billy Liu, my little prince charming, finally gave reason.

I just wanted to let you know that I *AM* not a dog. And the guys who are saying "all men are dogs" are dogs. They're telling you that so that you'll think that they're all honest and straightforward and trustworthy ... what they really want to do is bed you down. *THEY* are the dogs, not moi. So what I'm really trying to say is "you can trust me, baybee." I'm not a dog, I'm not trying to bed you down, and I'm honest ... really, I am.

See! Call me gullible, but THAT's a little more convincing than, "uhh...I ain't a dog...forreals!" And sorry for those I've offended but ummm...this is my world patna! I'll take back what I said. "All Men Are Dogs" (delete, delete). All men are confusing. You can't complain to that. And of course they'll say, "All women are confusing." We're all just one confused world. Trustworthy is still gonna come a long way for me and if you think you're so worthy enough...you know which key caps to type baby!