Super Dumb Quotes!

Why are they here? Because they are so incredibily dumb!

Hello again. This is the super dumb quote page. The quotes on this page are not meant for any insperation or anything close to that because they are so dumb. If you do get something out of this besides "Stephanie is nuts" or a good laugh then something might be wrong with you!

• "There is nothing to fear besides fear itself....except Slimer."--Katie
• "Wait! I got to think!"--Stephanie
• "The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom. A lot of people will tell you that a phony fever is a dead lock, but if you get a nervous mother, you could land in the doctor's office. That's worse than school. What you do is, you fake a stomach cramp, and when you're bent over, moaning and wailing, you lick your palms. It's a little childish and stupid, but then, so is high school." --Ferris Bueller
• "Using a mac is like a day of skiing on 10 inches of packed powder with good friends. Using windows 95 is like a day of skiing on windswept, rocky, icy slopes with a really good looking instructor who doesn't care the least about your progress."--A Macintosh Pamplet
• "I'm not a witch, I'm your wife! And after what you just said, I'm not even sure I want to be that any more!"--That lady in the "Princess Bride"
• "There is a shortage of perfect breasts in the world. It would be a shame to ruin yours"--Wesley from "Princess Bride" (I just had to throw that one in!)
• "I love the freedom of not knowing what I'm gonna do until I'm apologizing for having done it!"--?
• "I always thought that when I fell in love, it would be with a musician or an artist or someone really politically active, not an alien that lives on human flesh."--?
• "Go to the petting zoo and kick the goats!"--Denise
• "Don't lose your virginity until July!"--Terez
• "I can't wait until we reach our goal!"--Chloe, the Garlic Bread Queen
• "Don't think too hard of chicken!"--Jennifer
• "I'm glad we got to work together in tall flag" --Courtney and Tommy?
• "Pigs do fly!"--Crystal
• "Buy some braces for Smiley [the tortoise]!"--Alyson
• "Its going to be a long year!"--Lisa
• "Eat hot dogs with cheese in the middle once a week."--Jenilee
• "El Chunko's and DJ's don't mix."--Jeniless
• "Hey hey hey girlfriend!"--Peter #1
• "You also think about the plane and whip cream also keep those strawberries!"--J.T.G."