WOW!! You're actually going to sign my guestbook! I can't believe it! I figured you'd just toss me out like an old bag of moldy tangerines. No, wait, don't leave. NOOOOO!!!! Oh, you're not leaving. OK. Just fill in the spaces below. Be honest. You wouldn't want your mother to know that you lied on the Internet, would you? I could tell her. You'd get a big whooping.