10. An inanimate carbon rod doesn't talk as much, and when it does, it really has something to say.
9. Taking a carbon rod out on a date is much cheaper.
8. A carbon rod is made of carbon, the official element of K.C.C.
7. A carbon rod doesn't get jealous when you whistle at other carbon rods.
6. You won't feel bad if you throw your carbon rod off a bridge.
5. A carbon rod has more importance in science.
4. Carbon rods make better drivers.
3. A carbon rod isn't full of hot air.
2. If you switch the letters around in the words "carbon rod," you get "cran doorb," which, loosely translated, is Sanskrit for "can I please have some more brocolli quiche?"
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