(Go back to the kitchen, girl!)

"Lavete istas togas, muliere!"

(Wash those togas, woman*!)

* We had to alter the translation a bit...this is, after all, a family website.

The official element of K.C.C.

Carbon

The official isotope of the official element of K.C.C.

Carbon-14

Click here to see the official K.C.C. seal.

The K.C.C. Coat of Arms

The K.C.C. Song

(sung to the tune of Fugue in D minor)

La la da dee da la la
Dum dum dee la da da
Blah la dum da dee la da
Dum blah schnee da morf da da daaa!

The KCC primetime television show

Baywatch

The K.C.C. Creed

Well, OK, there really isn't one, but I think Alicia Silverstone summed it up nicely in her movie Clueless when she offered this tidbit of advice to all young women entering the dating scene:

"Always have something baking in the oven when a guy is coming over."