What is K.C.C.?

Well, that's a rather tough question. A better question might be, what isn't K.C.C?

With that in mind, let's see....what is K.C.C.C...well, the "K" in our moniker alludes to the word "King"...a very powerful title indeed. The first "C" stands for "City," which suggests a unifying bond, a place to call home if you will, for all members; and the second "C" stands for "Club;" though I like to think we are more like a fraternity (or, given the emotional unrest of many of our members, an asylum). The third "C" is a typo.

Well, that's it in a nutshell. Bring the three words together and you have King City Club, an organization devoted to counter the ludicrous and quite out-of-control women's rights movements.

Actually, not really. All we are is a silly response to a sorority called Queen City Club, and our only main goal is to annoy them and pull on their pigtails. Also, we are all currently in first grade.