~*Rules,
Rules & more Rules!*
 15 Rules to live by...
1. The female always makes the rules
2. These rules are subject to change at any
time without prior notification
3. No male can possibly know all the rules
4. If the female suspects
that the male knows all the rules, she must immediately change some or all of the rules
5. The female is never wrong
6. If the female is wrong it
is because of a vagrant misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the male
said or did wrong
7. If rule number six
applies, the male must immediately apologize for causing the misunderstanding
8. The female can change her
mind at any given point in time
9. The male must never
change his mind without express written consent of the female
10. The female has every
right to be angry or upset at any time
11. The male must remain
calm at all times, unless the female wants him to be angry or upset
12. The female must under no circumstances
let the male know whether she wants him to be calm, angry or upset
13. Any attempt to document
these rules could result in bodily harm
14. The female always gets
the last word!
15. *These
rules are subject to change as the female sees fit
 
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