This Place Is Going To The Dogs
"Some days you're the dog; some days you're the
hydrant."
-- Unknown
If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise"
--Unknown
"To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant
popularity of dogs."
-- Aldous Huxley
"A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn
around three times before lying down."
-- Robert Benchley
"Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked
in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives."
-- Sue Murphy
"I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who
haven't got the guts to bite people themselves."
-- August Strindberg
"No animal should ever jump up on the dining room
furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold
his own in the conversation."
-- Fran Lebowitz
"Ever consider what they must think of us? I mean, here we
come back from a grocery store with the most amazing
haul -- chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the
greatest hunters on earth!"
-- Anne Tyler
"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a
weird religious cult."
-- Rita Rudner
"My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up
to 99 cents a can. That's almost $7.00 in dog money."
-- Joe Weinstein
"Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence
that you are wonderful."
-- Ann Landers
"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs
should relax and get used to the idea."
-- Robert A. Heinlein
"In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance,
everyone should have a dog that will worship him and
a cat that will ignore him."
-- Dereke Bruce, Taipei, Taiwan
"There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking
your face."
-- Ben Williams
"When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a
problem."
-- Edward Abbey
"Cat's motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always
try to make it look like the dog did it."
-- Unknown
"No one appreciates the very special genius of your
conversation as the dog does."
-- Christopher Morley
"Man is a dog's idea of what God should be."
-- Holbrook Jackson
"The average dog is a nicer person than the average
person."
-- Andrew A. Rooney
"He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog.
You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours,
faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to
him to be worthy of such devotion."
-- Unknown
"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous,
he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between
a dog and a man."
-- Mark Twain
"Things that upset a terrier may pass virtually unnoticed by
a Great Dane."
-- Smiley Blanton
"I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of
amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs
think humans are nuts."
-- John Steinbeck
"No matter how late you stay out, your dog, unlike
your spouse, always greets you happily."
-- Unknown
