The Secret Places in my SOUL

Several years ago, i found out that i was unique...that i alone had discovered music...that i alone had discovered art...that i alone knew the secrets of making a really good chocolate malted. Since that day, i've learned that i wasn't alone, but that the world, large place that it is, was inhabited by numerous individuals who were not only like-minded, but willing to share their knowledge with me!!!!

Therefore, for the betterment of mankind, the advancement of knowledge, the welfare of people across the length and breadth of this GREAT land...(not to mention to keep me from dying of boredom, and to use up all the space that i can on this cool website they gave me)... i've decided to offer up a forum for people of all nations, kindreds, tongues(which, by the way, is one of my FAVORITE human appendages), sexual preferances, and socio-economic backgrounds to speak out and be heard on such weighty issues as who's the world's greatest accordian player, how many popes can dance on the head of a pin, who was Gummo, and why should we revere his name, is Hillary Rodham Clinton truly possessed by a space alien, and why, if area 51 is so TOP SECRET, does EVERYONE know about it?

For answers to these, and other HOT TOPICS of our day...or just because you forgot where that REALLY COOL website is, and figure this CAN'T be as boring as re-arranging your sock drawer... STICK AROUND!

Click on this button ->
Return to Index Page
Challenge Karnak the Great!
Do you know your exact age?
Caesar Mad-libs
Freestyle Mad-libs
Where's the Beef?
The Clinton Memorial
New Starr Wars Movie?
Desiderata
Deteriorata
ANOTHER parody of Desiderata
my nude photos

This page hosted by GeoCitiesGet your own Free Home Page