 Some
guy in Love... |
Me,
Bugger. |
| Looks forward to the next time he goes on a date. | Looks forward to the next time wrestling's on TV. |
| Wants someone to pinch him to make sure he's not dreaming. | Wants someone to shoot him cos he's so manically depressed |
| Chats online with his girlfriend every night. | Every girl he chats to turns out to be a lesbian. |
| Thinks he's found his soulmate. | Hopes the other guy's soulmate is really a nun. |
| Would be heartbroken if his girlfriend dumped him. | Would be heartbroken if his favourite footy team lost. |
| Watches less sport on TV because he has to spend more quality time with his gf. | Pities the other guy |
| Isolates himself from his friends to spend time with his gf. | Isolated by his friends so he has to spend more time with his dog. |
| Likes to use all types of deodorants to smell his best for his girlfriend. | Likes to floss, then smell the plaque on the floss. |
| Spends heaps of time writing love letters | Spends hours writing up this load of shite. |
