Hello all you people out there!

Hello all you people out there!!!!

If you're seeing this, then you've probably been wandering aimlessly about my site and wondering... "what's the point?", well..... that's just the beauty of it.... there IS no point at all!!! AAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHA..... isn't that WONDERFUL?! now don't get frightened.... i'm really not that mad. really, i promise... i wonder why no one ever believes me when i say that..... oh well..

anyhoo, here i am sitting comfortably before you, on your computer screen (looking freakishly like Bullwinkle, in my personal opinion...) and if i haven't scared you away yet... please allow myself to introduce... uh... myself....

NAME: Smirky (a.k.a. "Snow White", "Nippy", "Master She-Ra", and "Kitty" *wink* )

AGE: old enough

HOBBIES: singing, hummimg, heckling my sister (like any older sibling worth their merit), and smiling as though i don't know what's going on...

THINGS: i am a KANKAPILIAN, a *Pink* Lady, a soon-to be "test dummy" (don't ask), and, yes that's right, i'm a girl... (shut up Jason)

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