Flamingo Land

Flamingo land is situated near Pickering in N.Yorkshire, England. It's full name is "Flamingo Land Theme Park and Zoo". However, there zoo consists of a limited quantity of what can only be classed as semi exotic animals kept in fields, things like lamas. They pride themselves on there much talked about Dolphin Show, Previously:

The Sea Lion Show

The Penguin Show

As you can see they are more fickle than the great English weather.

Now to the rides, somewhat lacking in technology, in previous seasons still clinging on to the un-safe Bullet. This ride is so unsafe that it is only open for four hours of the day. This season, however they have introduced a new roller coaster called the "Triple Looper", how original and creative! I have not yet had chance to ride on this one because of personal injury, but rest assured, as soon as I do I will let you know the verdict. Flamingo Land is somewhat of a down market theme park, as its main source of visitors is from those ever so well know (for the wrong reasons) Geordies. Proof of this is that only last week, a person was stabbed at the park and a women was held hostage there for fourteen hours. However, if that is your kind of thing then go there, as in my previous visits I have also been witness to violence there and on one occasion my self was threatened for confronting queue jumpers.

At this point in my reviews I would normally give you the web address of their site, but to my knowledge they are so down-market that they can't even be bothered to create one, but then again it is highly unlikely that any of their regular clients have a pc. Never mind, a handful of good ideas wasted on a dirty and run-down theme park.