Light water Valley Theme Park

The Park:

Light Water Valley is situated near The A1 in North Yorkshire, England. It prides itself on an old world record that it had the worlds longest roller coaster with a track distance of over 7 miles. However this record has been broken else-where in the world, and now the park is flagging. It is now trying to re-launch itself using the slogan Family Theme Park. However, what the park management don't realize is that people don't want family Theme Parks, they want thrills and spills of great, expensive, high technology coasters.

The Rides:

The main roller coaster there is the "Ultimate". It is not an all bad roller coaster, and the first time you ride it you may be pushed to feel some excitement, however not much, and after a few rides you want to leave the park it becomes so boring. It doesn't go upside down, at all, it has no extreme g's, and only has one big drop.

Sadly, the park doesn't have anything else that I feel is worth writing about, however if you have something you would like to add to the review, then please e-mail it to me.

Usually, I would now suggest a visit to the official web site, but I have visited it, and it is even more drab than the park! However, for legal reasons I am obliged to include it, but don't go there! The Worst Web Site For The Worst Theme Park

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