P.O.R.N. 2
Or
Page Of Robinson, Nathaniel
Two


To the general public,
This is a page dedicated to my friend, Nathaniel Robinson. He is one of my great friends and I enjoy hanging out with him very much. We have shared many moments together and this site is dedicated to memoralizing some of those "special" moments. The reason this is P.O.R.N. 2 is because when I first made this page on a piece of notebook paper, I lost it. Therefore, I had to try and rewrite as much as I could from memory.

P.S. For the one millionth time, we are not gay... he's just carrying my love child.




Quotes from the now immortal Nate...
1. "Nora? Who's Nora?" - Nate to prospective girlfriend, Nora on 3/16/98
2. "I've never seen a GONG! before. What does it look like?" - Nate to a GONG!ed Stephen.
3. "I'm not dead anymore." - Nate to the man who deaded him, Jeff on 10/2/98
4. "Nate! No, you can't... the tea! You don't know!... You do?" - Travis to Nate on 11/17/97
5. "We are the opposite of gay... We are not gay. We are the most not gay that ees possible." - Nate trying to explain our relationship to two girls.
6. "Oh, I'm doing really bad in Pre-Cal... I think I might be making a B." - Nate (in jest) to a failing Stephen on 10/8/98
7. "The sun just smiled at me." - Nate to Stephen on 10/9/98


Embarresing nicknames people have thought up for Nate: Nate
Nate-dawg... "Fourteen in the clip and one in the hole, Nate-dawg's gonna make the bodies roll."
Natty Bumppo
Natty-poo

TI-92 Porn King
Goofy-goof head

Play Info:
Nate is also a wonderful actor, he's been in a couple of plays, and I thought I would shamelessly plug them now...

The Night of January 16th: Doctor Kirkland
Play On!: Billy/Stephen Sellers
The Odd Couple: Female Version: Jesus (pronounced Hay-zoos)
Little Shop of Horrors: Seymor
The Cherry Orchard: Lopakhin