THE SHAT PAGE

                   First of all, let me explain exactly what
                   shat is.  Shat is the perfect tense of
                   the word sh*t.  Examples: I shat, you
                   shat, we shat.  Shat is a word that is
                   very versitle; it can be used in many
                   ways..."OH SHAT!!!..."HE IS A REAL
                   SHAT!!!"..."I'M GOING TO KNOCK THE
                   SHAT OUT OF YOU!!!"

                   I was at a friend's house the first time
                   I ever heard the word shat.  We were
                   sitting around gossiping and giggling,
                   as girls do, when all of a sudden her
                   brother came running thru the room
                   screaming, "OUT OF MY WAY....I'VE GOT
                   TO SHAT!!!!!!!!!!".  Needless to say, i've
                   never forgotten it.

                   People can be a real shat, and unfort-
                   unately I have met a few, both online
                   and in reality.  In my opinion the online
                   shats are the worst.  The majority of
                   the ones I have met fall into these
                   categories:
                     1.  wants to cyber with someone
                    2.  wants to cyber with you
                    3.  wants to cyber with himself
                    4.  wants your phone number so that
                         he can call you for phone sex.
                    5.  wants you to call him for phone sex.
                    6.  wants pic of you, but doesn't have
                         one of himself.
                    7.  Are always 6'0, 210, long dark hair,
                        blue eyes, muscualr and is equipped
                        with a 9'' d....well, you get the
                        picture.

                  And let's be totally fair, it isn't easy for
                  the guys either.  I mean really, how many
                  of you guys talk to chicks online and
                  they always have long blonde hair,blue
                  eyes,36-24-36, and are dental hygenists.
                  In reality, they are 60 years old and some
                  kid calls 'em Granny.

                  So for all of you who have been the victims
                  of shat, this ones for you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
 

                 TAKE THAT YOU SHAT!!!!