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The main 4 characters:
Kenny McCormick:
The poorest member of the gang, with an alcoholic dad and rough mole mom. The other kids are always making fun of his impoverished situation. He likes staying alive, althrough he only manages to do so for one episode. He dislikes dying all of the time and being turned into a duck-billed platypus by the son of Satan.
Fav phrase= "Mhhhmmmmmmmmhhhhmmmmmmmmhhhhmmmhm!" (you can never tell what he says because he always has his hood pulled over his mouth, althrough the words he sings in the opening song are allededly extremely rude.)
I just found out what he sayes in the theme song...they are "I like Girls with big fat titties, I like girls with big vagina"
Go here to see what kenny really said
Stan Marsh:
The sort of leader of the pack. Stan is the only athlete in the bunch and is the only one to have a girlfriend (Wendy Testaberger)althrough he pukes from nerves whenever he sees her. He likes his gay dog, Sparky and playing football. He doesn't like his teeth brace wearing sister who's always knocking seven balls out of him.
Fav phrase= "If my mom could cook like Cartmans mom, i'd be a big fat-ass too"
Kyle Broslofski:
The sensible, smarter one. Kyle the jewish kid has an irritating mom who's always trying to spoil the kids fun, either by having there favourite TV show banned or having their christmas pagant halted. He likes Mr Hankey, his singing turd friend and his hat with the earmuffs. He dislikes christmas, because he is jewish and gets no presents and he hates the aliens who abducted his little brother Ike.
Fav phrase= "Oh my God, they kiled Kenny! You bastards!"
Eric Cartman:
The "big-boned" loser in the gang of four kids, Eric Cartman is from a single-parent family. He doesn't know who his father is and he's taking it our on everyone. He likes Cheesy Poofs (chips), megaman, eighties rock group Styx, his pot bellied pig Fluffy and swearing - especially "that sucks butt". He dislikes people who don't buy him the right birthday present, anal probes and anyone who tries to mess with Fluffy.
Fav phrase= "Yeah I want Cheesy Poofs!"
