My Favorite Quotes and Lyrics... page 3!

This is my third page of quotes! If anyone has any they'd like to add, feel free to send them to me at Jess21RI@aol.com. Thanks... and enjoy!

• "I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants." -- A. Whitney Brown

• " Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again." -- F. P. Jones

• " Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night." Charlie Brown

• "I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb.......and I also know that I'm not blonde." Dolly Parton

• "If high heels were so wonderful, men would be wearing them." Sue Grafton

• "I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on." Roseanne Barr

• "I think-therefore I'm single." Lizz Winstead

• "When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country." Elayne Boosler

• "Behind every successful man is a surprised woman." Maryon Pearson

• "I never married because there was no need. I have three >pets athome which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night." Marie Corell

• "If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing > neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a >little noose around your neck ?" Linda Ellerbee

• "I am a marvellous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house." Zsa Zsa Gabor

• "When I first saw you, I was afraid to meet you. When I first met you, I was afraid to talk to you. When I first talked to you, I was afraid to like you. When I first liked you, I was afraid to love you. Now that I love you, I'm afraid to lose you."