FUNNY EXCERPTS FROM ACTUAL RUN SHEETS!!
1. Responded to a 69 y/o male, in acute cardio-pulmonary arrest. Pt. was unresponsive...
2. Pt. states she fell upstairs...
3. B/P is 115/63...
4. Mechanism of injury was a tree, approx. 4 feet in lenght...
5. Pt. states she may, or may not be pregnant...
6. Pt. rates the pain at 15, on a scale of 1 to 10...
7. Pt. denies any history of experience...
8. Accidently dropped gurney. Pt. bounced approx. 6 inches superior to the gurney then 6 inches anterior to the gurney...
9. Pt. voices no complaints; unresponsive, disoriented to time and place...
10. Gave Pt. 10 amps of Epinephrine...
11. Pt. states they take Viagra daily. No change noted with high flo 02...
12. The Pt. is alert and oriented times 4. Pt. has no recall of how accident happened...
13. Responded to a 1 vehicle rollover. All four wheels were superior to the roadway...
14. Pt. with apnea, at 24 RR per minute with 3lpm 02, by NC...
15. Pt. denies any prior suicides...
16. PT's 9 y/o son states that this is moms first time pregnant...
17. Pt ambulatory on scene with no motor movement in lower extremeties, bi-lat...
18. Found Pt. sitting bi-laterally to the toilet...
19. Pt. states he has no feeling from his toes down...
20. Pt. exhibits projectile hyperemesis with nausea...
21. Responded to a 43 y/o female, exhibiting symptoms of hypothermia. Husband states she was very hot approx. 12 hours prior...