BAD APPLES

When your parents tell you that GN'R are a bad influence, but can't come up with any other reason why, except that Axl Rose is in the band…….and anyone in a rock 'n' roll band is bad. Well, here are a few other reasons that might help them out……………………….

Axl

arrested over 30 times

sued a couple times

violent temper

known to be a hot-head

said to be spoiled

his songs express violent images

did drugs at one time

- BUT THAT'S WHY WE LIKE HIM!!!!

Slash

~ Known to get drunk a lot

~ not a "responsible adult"

~ cursed on national T.V

~ has a cool hat (we all know our parents want that hat)

~ did drugs at one time

~ is (or was) friends with axl rose

Duff

known to get really drunk

accompanied slash when he cursed on national T.V

is surprisingly smart

on GN'R Lies he opened a few songs with "un-appropriat" terms

did drugs at one time

and again, is (or was) friends with axl

Steven

was thrown out of an already addicted to drugs band, for DOING DRUGS

did drugs, and may be still doing them

was friends with axl rose

Izzy

is the stupidest member/x-member of the band

too quiet for the most dangerous band in the world

has a real bad singing voice, yet tries to sing

WAS (thank God it's not is) friends with axl

Matt

replaced the druggie drummer

too nice, and un-rebelious for the band…it's just not right

doesn't have a web-page devoted to him

is or was friends with axl

Gilby

sued the best band he was ever in

only has 1 color, unlike everyone above him ( they have 2 colors)

was friends with axl

This was not meant to show my feelings about the band members, it is a fictional/fact mis-repressentation of what parents think. IT WAS A JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!