The Blair Witch Review

 
 

   Watching TV, I see a preview for the Blair witch Project! I was first introduced to B.W.P. by The Sci-Fi channel which aired The Curse of The Blair Witch.  Wow! I couldn't believe that 3 students disappeared in the forests of Maryland, so of course I had to do some detective work of my own!  I found 2 other sites which had some info and even news pics about the whole case!  I was so intrigued!  I went out to see the movie....
 
 

After sitting through 18 minutes of previews for other lame movies (I actually timed it), the show finally started.  My 1st impression?  I am SOO glad I didn't have lunch before I attended this 2:00pm show!  The "documentary" was so shaky I almost felt a bit shaky myself after the 1st 20 minutes.  I kept waiting for the "SCARY AS HELL" parts I saw that were comments from, um, someone or another when they advertised this movie.  They never came.  There was 2 funny comments made by one of the cast members about kicking the map in the lake and something about the wicked witch of the east and west, other than that my mind kept wandering to the baby in the front row crying. (why WAS that baby there?  That was more of a mystery to me than the movie had to offer)  I will NOT "spoil" the movie for those of you who Haven't seen it, but I will let you in on the insights (comments made by strangers after the movie ended) of others:

Some comments I heard after the movie got out:

"THAT SUCKED!"

"I MISSED JERRY SPRINGER FOR THIS?!"

another mystery, that baby that was crying throughout the whole movie....it stopped the second the credits started rolling, did it die? did it leave? or was he/she just happy the movie was over? NOW THAT'S A MYSTERY FOR YA!  [ The Mysterious Crying Baby Project]
 
 

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